i broke into a nice looking house and recorded the entire first season of 16 and pregnant on their dvr. i replaced all their silverware with new silverware, and their light bulbs with strobe lights. i replaced their mirror with a picture of a sad clown. i wrote “i love hank” on their garage wall. i let their cat lick my wiener, and my t*st*cl*s too. i flushed my poo down their sink and brushed my teeth in their toilet. i wore their daughters clothes while taking a shower upside-down.