the splak shop lyrics – 2 live crew

verse 1: [brother marquis]
i won’t take a b*tch to my house
don’t have to see where i’m livin’, uh-uh, that’s out!
if you want to splak, i know you’re down like that
we can go to this place by the railroad track
it has a room with a view, just right for two
equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood
like bottles of champagne with gold-trim gl*sses
a king-size waterbed to lay your *ss in
a video screen, of you and me
so don’t be camera-shy; i won’t let n*body see
you can lounge around in your silky nightgown
just take off your bra and pull your panties down
’cause i’ll seduce you, wh*r*, bust down your back door
you dog-*ss b*tch, get down on all fours
’cause this is the place for head, booty and c*ck
you know what it’s called, the f*ck shop!

verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
now b*tches and sl*ts, i’m down with ’em
and there’s a place where i get with ’em
it has a water bed ’cause the place is phat
a lion-skin rug to lay the b*tch on her back
with mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls
mirrors on the floor so i can see it all
no need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws
and raise that *ss so i’ll splak it all!
so bend your *ss over, i’ll get it from the back
d*ck ya *ss down, make the p*ssy go smack
and with every stroke, b*tch, start to yell
ain’t nothing can save you but a truth in the smell
it’s a freaky place, and an all-out blast,
’cause when you’re done, you’ll wash your *ss
so if you’re down, we’ll hit the spot
you know what it’s called, the splak shop!

verse 3: [brother marquis]
the f*ck shop, the ideal place to meet
when you’re cheatin’ on your wife with an undercover freak
it’s better than any hotel room
just right for a secret rendezvous
so when you’re on a mission, one late night
and you’re looking for a spot where the price is right
you can come on in for an hour or two
but just make sure you bring a rubber with you!

[fresh kid ice]
when you’re with a hoe and you wanna get freaky
this is the spot when you’re low on money
pick her *ss up when it’s after dawn,
jump in the ride, head to the park
no need for candle lights, panel doors will do
in case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo
so if you got a trick, head to the spot
you know what it’s called, the splak shop!

/ 2 live crew lyrics