the excited southerner proposes to a woman lyrics – adam sandler

the excited southerner proposes to a woman

[setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background]
“and now the excited southerner proposes to a girl.”

[girl:] “you wanted to ask me something?”
[excited southerner:] “yes, i did. i – first of all i just wanted to say that you’re —
very pretty girl, and i, i — hoo —
you’the — we’ve known each other for so long now,
and-uh, it’s about time that the two of us —
we’re both getting older right now, and-uh, and i don’t want to die alone, i —
tell you that much — hoo —
getting ahead of myself —
got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what i’m trying to get across
to you right now, hoo, i mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
you don’t have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there,
there, i’m, i’m, the-, i’m, i’m — hoo, honeymoon in the poconos, with the —
hoo, woo hoo — s*x optional —
you don’t have to do what you don’t want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo,
someday you’re going to love me, and that — that’s fi–
til death do us part i,
we’ll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset —
no prenuptial agree –”
[girl:] “look, are you trying to ask me to marry you?
because i’m just not ready for that kind of commitment.”
[excited southerner:] “coooooo.”

/ adam sandler lyrics