steve polychronopolous lyrics – adam sandler

steve polychronopolous

– “polychronopolous”

i’m a big f*ckin’ d*ck
i’m a pain in your *ss
i drink all your beer
i’ll eat the last slice
i’ll give you charley horses
i’ll pull your shorts down at the beach
i always need a ride
n*body likes me

my name’s steve motherf*cking polychronopolous

i spit when i talk
i swear in front of your mother
i throw sh*t at the movies
i wear tight pants
i ask you to buy an extra yankee ticket
and then i don’t show
i tell you i saw your girlfriend
f*cking two guys at a party

’cause my name’s steve motherf*cking polychronopolous

i’ll p*ss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
i’ll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

sh*t for brains

i’ll leave your gate open
so your dog runs away
i’ll make fun of your pimple
then i’ll grab your sister’s *ss

’cause my name’s steve motherf*cking polychronopolous

and i don’t care
and i don’t give a sh*t

i’ll break your brother’s stereo
and then tell him it was you
you think you’re better than me
well you’re f*cking wrong

everybody knows i’m steve motherf*cking polychronopolous

deal with it

/ adam sandler lyrics