the restroom door said gentleman so i just walked inside,
i took two steps and realized i’ve been taken for a ride.
i heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,
by two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
what could be worse?
than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
the restroom door said gentleman it must have been a gag,
as soon as i walked in there i ran into some old hag.
she sprayed me with a can of mase and smacked me with her bag,
i could tell, this just wouldn’t be my day.
what can i say?
it just wasn’t turning out to be my day.
the restroom door said gentleman and i would like to find,
the crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the signs.
’cause i got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind,
now i can’t, sit with comfort and joy.
boy oh boy.
now i’ll never sit with comfort and joy.