razor burn lyrics – lagwagon

she broke up with me,
two days later…
i think she met don juan in italy,
she has a new man,
i have a new mustache.

now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man,
and everyone will think that i’m a stupid drifter
to walk the earth alone,
i’ll never shave again.

on the night she left me,
facial hair grew miraculously,
i dressed in black like johnny cash,
and grew this beard of shame.

i’ve heard it said she looks a lot like sherilyn fenn,
and some times i’m mistaken for billy gibbons,
look like a wise man, but i’m an idiot.

it’s over,
she left me,
and she will soon forget me,
she found out i was lame,
i grew a beard of shame.

come all ye faithful,
joyful and triumphant,
i am a new man,
i have a beard of shame.

/ lagwagon lyrics