wake up, i wipe the sleepers from my eye
look up and see it’s 2:35
get up, i thought id sleep until ten to
up in the cold and start the day with you
they call themselves the purple kool-aid cult
they lost their head and claim it’s all my fault
i’m fed koolaid intravenously
i must regain my own autonomy!
the purple kool-aid cult is back, i’m paranoid again
would someone please appease all the stress of my,
sorry friend, there’s no way i can stay
wish i could explain the reason why
i’m being chased so please pardon my haste
please appease the stress of my brown head.
they turned their backs and i began to run
looked back for a flash and i began to shout
i’ve got to find a p*ssage out of here
i’m not too certain that the future’s clear
and now i’m alone and to what type too wear
and then they set upon a skinny chair
they’re gathering now around a sugar throne
it’s red and round and speaks of miracles.
he says he’s going to be in your mouth
weird ritual for you and i to mate
i see a door i see astray
i pick up a furious pace so i can get away
don’t smile a purple pleasure hangs the cape
oh me, oh my, it was the great escape
the situation, it’s still to me a bit of a scandal
every time i see a purple smile within my underwear.
four years and as many days float on by
??? carry out that silicone ?? atacious?? left behind
i’m going next door to celebrate i say
??? purple ??? koolaid ??? is the punch that’s got me drunk today.
next thing i know i’m standing on a chair
whipping my arms around the friendly air
i preached the words around a year ago
i now surrender to the certain glow?
i’m being chased by seven kids high on kool-aid
but then they’re not crazy cause they’re high on kool-aid
but then they’re not crazy they’re just high on kool-aid.