piglet lyrics – arab strap

you’d already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower
and i’d always planned to have a look in your special winnie the pooh book.
the place was marked and it was there in blue and white –
it said simply, “paul stayed last night”
next i was on the bog
and you got down on one knee.
you were protesting your innocence
and you started to cry as i started to pee.

you said, “i didn’t sh*g him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen.
he might as well be a girl.
he’s a good for a laugh and he’s good for b*tchin”

you said you’d never be willing or able.
and he looks like he was made on a f*cking table.
although, to be fair, i think he hides the bolts quite well,
but as soon as he opens his mouth you can just tell.
i had just *ssumed you’d completely gone off sh*gging
and i can you seen you with your new uni pals, standing bragging.
now he’s your boyfriend and i know you were talking sh*te
but you still deny it when i met you at someone’s birthday party the other night.

you said, “i didn’t sh*g him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen.
it’s just like one of the girls.
we have a good laugh when we’re sitting b*tchin'”

the words that you used to think turned me on just made me laugh –
“do you want to suck my c*nt?” in real life just sounds naff.
and when we were with your friends i just as well might of been no one.
and you can’t get over your dead dog – well it takes one to know one.

/ arab strap lyrics