pancake breakfast lyrics – kid rock

smokin any thing that i can fit in a pipe
slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike
never uptight my high won’t permit it
my problem’s life but i don’t sweat it, just live it
and i’m not your average rapper
got the same birth date as thomas cr*pper
so b*tch better watch your back
cuz i push more power than a marshall stack
never the wack but oh so pesky
some say i can’t flow but m*th*r f*cker don’t test me
and if you arrest me you dumb cop
i’ll find your daughter and i’ll give her this c*ck
kid rock’s my mother f*ckin name
b*tch u know me so p*ss the o.e.
and don’t talk about takin me out
cuz i got your girl and i’m makin her shout
just like a piano i’m really grand
and i got more riffs than steely dan
some friends call me fly
but most just call me when they wanna get high
it ain’t the disco cisco kid m*th*r f*cker
it’s the outlasting shotgun-blasting
d*ck-swingin’ p*ssy lickin’ punk
little skinny m*th*r f*cker and i’m not no hunk
but i got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
and i turn more tricks than tony hawk
walk with a limp cuz i pimp like a pro
and if ya dis me punk i’ll f*ck your ho
and though you think i’m nothing more than a young punk
i’m like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk
i move quick like a cheetah
and it ain’t sh*t to me to just beat a
m.c. down who looks like a d*ck
jumpin ’round like a h*m* on a pogo stick
yo rock, what’s up stop being a jerk
and just “give ’em an example of how a d.j. works”
cuz it’s blackjack and i got two aces
been many places seen many faces
and everywhere i go people wanna jive
so i keep my fingers on my .45
so don’t cross my dusty path
or i’ll put my foot up in crusty *ss
don’t front ho p*ss the jay
then hear me m.c. and watch me d.j.
to the beat y’all and i won’t stop
and i’ma rock this sh*t till your eardrums pop
everybody’s tryin’ to get a piece of the pie
but i don’t let bullsh*t spoil my high

/ kid rock lyrics