no homo lyrics – the lonely island

“no h*m*”

dude you’re pretty swoll have you been working out?
uh yeah, why are you looking?
oh no, not like that man, i mean, no h*m*.
ohhh no h*m*. cool
when you want to compliment a friend (no h*m*)
but you don’t want that friendship to end (no h*m*)
so tell a dude just how you feel (no h*m*)
say ‘no h*m*’ so he knows the deal (no h*m*)
hey yo man you got a fresh style (no h*m*)
and you know you got the best smile (no h*m*)
your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no h*m*)
but your looks would make a handsome baby (no h*m*)
i like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no h*m*)
it’s hard to pull off but you make it work (no h*m*)
hey yo i kinda like your natural scent (no h*m*)
hey yo i kinda like the musical rent (no h*m*)
man i cant decide who wore it best (no h*m*)
but i’m feeling diane keaton’s vest (no h*m*)
i admit it i’m a fashionista (no h*m*)
and i know every line of mystic pizza (no h*m*)
and yo d*mn this rose is something special (no h*m*)
d*mn we should goof around and wrestle (no h*m*)
lets h*t the hot tub and take a dump (no h*m*)
we’re all friends ain’t no room for trunks (no h*m*)
yeah man i’m really feeling buzzed right now (no h*m*)
are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no h*m*)
yo we should watch this gay p*rno tape (no h*m*)
but as a joke because we’re all straight (no h*m*)
man you could wash laundry on those abs (no h*m*)
yo i think girls look good in drag (no h*m*)
hey yo i’ve been thinking about posing nude (no h*m*)
hey yo i’ve been thinking about f*ckin a dude (no h*m*)
or we could 3-way 69 (no h*m*)
or human centipede in a line (no h*m*)
or some docking could be h*lla fun (no h*m*)
or yeah man i could do this one (no h*m*)
hey yo no h*m* but i wanna dress up like dorothy
and b*tt f*ck a dude while he 69s morrissey
yeah no h*m* but i wish i lived in ancient greece
to gave young socrates the illful release
hey no h*m* but today i’m coming out the closet
and i scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
those two words have set me free (no h*m*)
d*mn it feels good to be (no h*m*)

/ the lonely island lyrics