monster lyrics – tech n9ne

[tech n9ne talking]
yo turn this sh*t up a little bit juan
so these motherf*ckers can feel what i’m saying
yea, like that

(monstah!) [repeat 6 times]

[tech n9ne]
when i was 5 years old
i relized there was a road
at the end, will i get
pots of gold
kidergarden teacher knew i was impossible
gots to grow d*ck quick
to c*ck the hoe
evil breed
we smoke weed without seeds
do dirty deeds
beat foul fiends
what the need
walk around with a switch blade
in 6th grade
you’ll get a blade
if you display you a b*tch
or mitch bade
have you ever
sold a preacher
crack on sunday
f*cked your teacher?
7th grader
under bleachers
loosing data
smokin reefer
hostla migo, hostla laygo
santa fe hoes
after i pop, i stop and lay low
d*mn clown from kan town
many man found
theres a monster breeding
n*gg* stand down!

(monstah [x3] )

if you wanna act like me
you gotta pop a gat like me
makin n*gg*z skat like me
dumpin h*lla crack like me
you can always act like me
but you gotta be black like me
keep huddled to your gat tightly
cuzz he just might be

[verse 2 – tech n9ne:]
it must be in my blood
it must be in my soul
im musty in the mud
im dusty in my clothes
dont trust me i’ma scrub
dont f*ck with me i’m cold
im quick to hold a grude
dont touch me, i might explode
im made for wrong
i spent too many days alone
blaze the bong
too many survalance homes
and n*gg*z sh*ttya
hit me ya
b*tch i’m aa into ya
*ss, just p*ss
but leave the clamitiea

[don juan]
what kinda n*gg* take x
but never heard of safe s*x
what kinda n*gg* never think of learnin
make his momma suck d*ck while he burnin

[verse 3: tech n9ne]
who dat n*gg* drinkin liquar
while slim shady b*mpin
who shot dem n*gg*z down
on land and 80 somethin, (tech n9ne!)
them drug dealers, who think they know where evil
lurks now
whos that commiting s*xual acts on church ground?

[chorus 2x]

[verse 4: tech n9ne]
momma never knew w*ssup
she never knew id turn beast
when i grew up
she never thought that id go nuts
i hang with n*gg*z from the hood
who still dont give a f*ck
im a creature from the black platoon
p*ss the shroom
blast to the moon
with half the room
still everyone knows
i been a bad boy
f*ckin little orian, forrest hill cemetary
the defintion of a bad boy
use to hit n*gg*z for runnin into us
never had joy,and i never ever really had toys
so i started playing with ak’s
making h*lla noise
who killed fetuses
who needed this ghb to get heated
we get weeded then some concieded sh*t
many more coming
because, because, because
its dark off in kansas city
the land of oz

[chorus 2x]

[tech n9ne talking]
thats real
thats just a piece
this is just a little piece of the story
got much much more to tell y’all!


/ tech n9ne lyrics