marijuana man lyrics – joell ortiz

“marijuana man”

y’all know who i is
marijuana man!

[verse 1: joell ortiz]
ok, i got the best pot in town
but before you get with me, boy
i want you to shop around
so when you come back this way
you know you dealing with that piff
i’m a king of the spliffs
no ands, buts or ifs
it’s them magazine haze from down mia
i got 5 g’s a p, don’t worry what i pay
put your 20′s in a bag
slide your 50′s in a jar
made n*gg*s could move hundreds
if they hustled up to par
i drive a nice car off the strength of that plant
just breaking up a bud’ll have your fingers all damp
i’m ray? treated like dope
and have my sh*t stamped
call it [?] everything i love all you need is one bud
to f*ck up your camp
on the grind all the time
y’all be knowing my st**z
environmentalists be hating how i’m moving them trees
but i can’t stop, that pot keep knots in my pocket
unless i get shot or knocked, y’all not gon knock it
who i’m is?

[hook: x2]
marijuana man, high as a marley man
20 in my right, nice philly in my other hand
i’m a hustle man, i’m just tryna double, man
stack a couple hundred grand
keep everybody puffing man

[verse 2: joell ortiz]
i got it all colors
what kind of smoke are you trying to do?
looking for something sweet and smooth?
right this way: i’ll show you them blues
the best part about this, go ahead and toss it on that scale
that this only a.7, this bud is puffy as h*ll
want something a little stronger?
i got something that’ll hurt you
follow me over here — see that right there?
yeah, that’s that purple
the bud’s a little tighter
and i”m sure you’re smelling fumes
it tastes just like it smells and that high?
it packs a peww, now this fella right here
he’s both fluffy and he’s right
his nickname is “albino”, he’s a rhino and he’s white
i’d leave him in a jar so they could see him and get hyped
cause he’s drenched in thc
looks like a tree with christmas lights
and last but not least: he’s plain green
but he can push! grand-daddy of them all
look at his swoosh, they call his “kush”
now it costs a little more — but my oh my will this one go
and so there you have it bro
last thing left it get this dough
who i is?


[verse 3: joell ortiz]
you can dabble with the other stuff
and made a lot of paper
but a couple guys i knew got hit with numbers like the raiders
real stand-up dudes, they ain’t even mention a player
so i switched hustles — cash ain’t as fast
but it’s much safer
i’m in and out of state
without even half of the risk
a weed case is like a bracelet
little slap on the wrist
but enough about getting locked
cause ain’t n*body getting caught
everybody getting guaped
the whole world smoking pot, baby!


/ joell ortiz lyrics