if i had wings lyrics – jon lajoie

if i had wings i’d fly away from here
though wherever i land the people would think that i
was weird
they’d be like why do you have wings,
did your mom have s*x with a bird or something

if i had one wish i’d wish for a thousand more
but that’d probably be against the rules so i’d have to
think some more
then i’d wish for all the supermans powers
so i could fly around
see through all good looking girls taking showers

if ruled the world it’d probably fall apart
cause i’m not a really organized person and i’m not all
that smart
i’d just sitting ’round smoking weed all day
and be like “who the h*ll put me in charge here
i’d be high as f*ck

and if i could ask god one question
i’d ask him what’s the meaning of life
and he’d probably answer i could tell you
but then i’m gonna have to kill you
and i just say never mind
i’m not that curious
so please don’t tell me and please don’t kill me

if i had a million dollars how would i spend them
i think giving it to the poor, but then i’d say f*ck
that sh*t
and i’d go buy a really expensive pimped up ride
and be like
yo b*tch check out the ribs on my ride
get in the backseat and i f*ck you from behind

if i had wings i fly high in sky
but i would be a weird looking half-bird guy
a regular everyday half-bird guy

/ jon lajoie lyrics