hey everybody, it’s good to be here tonight at the krusty kantina
we’ve got a real special show for ya’ll tonight
featuring my knew best pal, this guy
he’s an idiot
yay! yee haw! wooo!
so, what’re we gonna sing about, spongebuck?
we’re gonna sing about friends
what kinda friends, spongebuck?
well, listen up and i’ll tell ya
who’s there for you when you are sad and down?
who picks you up and smacks you all around
who puts th*rns in you so you can save the town
idiot friends, idiot freinds, idiot friends
duh duh duh duh do duh do duh do
duh de duh duh do duh duh duh
deh duh duh do do da doh
y’know spongebuck, all we’ve been a doin’ is singin’ about what i’ve done for you
well what’ve you done for me?
heh heh heh
who helps you pick your pants up off the ground
only and idiot friend would do that
let’s bring it home, idiot friend
who let’s you ride on his coffin?
who slaps you hard and often?
what do you and me have in common?
we’re idiot friends
(cheering and applauding from the crowd)
thank you, thank you very much