i’m so manly (i make men cry) lyrics – the midnight beast

i’m so manly (i make men cry)

life has always told me i was weak
(not anymore)
now i’ve got the wings of a bird and the beak
(of an eagle type creature)

i’m just so manly
i make all the men around me wipe their eyes,
look down and cry
at the size of my…

c*ck so big and manly girls get killed
(all of the time)
now i’ve got the b*lls of an ox and the build
(of a very big mountain)

we’re just so manly
we morph into an enormous manly man
with giant hands

i can run a mile with a broken foot
(it doesn’t hurt)
i can make a sand storm turn to soot
(or any other inanimate objects)

we’re just so manly
that the muscles in our arms turn into guns
when we look at your mum

i can climb a mountain with my nose
(it’s like a claw)
then i ski back down on a petal from a rose
(to show that i’m still a sensitive manly man)

we’ve so much feeling
that the feelings that we’re feeling have feelings too
but i’m still a man

yeah i’m so manly
i don’t need to sing like bambi
i chop wood for fun
i shoot a gun
i got numerous charges of hit n run

i listen to meat loaf
i cry but i don’t have tears though
i did battle with a giant snake
and i did a poo on an earthquake

poo on an earthquake
poo on an earthquake
i’m so manly that i
p*ss and i don’t shake

poo on an earthquake
and eat a whole steak
then i’d run a marathon
without getting a belly ache


/ the midnight beast lyrics