i’m a pimp lyrics – too $hort

“i’m a pimp”
(feat. earl hayes)

[too $hort]
short dawg in the house
my n*gg* hayes in the motherf*ckin house

[chorus: hayes]
cause she don’t call by 12 then she don’t get to go
it’s my little secret she don’t get to know
got a b*tch on the side but she gon’ get to go
to my right is my wife to my left is my hoe
i’m a pimp

and i’m slow to stank
the only alternative to that kilo cake
give you the same rush as when you slangin bricks
when the feds come to town i rely on my b*tch
there i is, runnin with my backup plan
my momma said you need somethin to fall back on man
and since i ain’t got no gd or college grants
i talk a chick into sellin p*ssy right out her pants
by choice, i place it in ’em
like puttin directions in your navi system
like teachin white chicks great dancin rhythm
i’m evolvin the game and enhancin pimpin
here i go – runnin plays like a coach
10 g’s a night like winnin the superbowl
5 g’s a night like winnin the playoffs
there’s no need for practice so it’s no days off


[repeat chorus first four lines with too $hort instead]

[too $hort]
i always maintain multiple relationships
what i say to a b*tch i have her makin chips
i don’t prost*tute, every woman in my life
got hoes, a daughter, a momma and a wife
like my n*gg* hayes, i know how to send ’em
if you check my dna you’ll find a lot of pimpin
i don’t stop winnin, i keep hot women
but the prettiest hoes, sometimes it’s not in ’em
everything i want i’m gettin it
and if my hoes can’t get it, my b*tch is rich
i got habits, man my life is lavish
i’m hooked on money, i’m a god d*mn savage
call me daddy, no i don’t drive a caddy
i keep it parked in my garage and push the s-550
i’m the too s-h, o-r-t
you lil’ b*tch! you ain’t as hard as me


it’s no accident
i’m puttin on the risk where the cash is spent
from sittin on the black with the gl*ss is tint
feet raised, i live the life you imaginin
on the ground, then we above the sky
in our pj’s feelin like a private eye
codename: magnum, yeah i’m the guy
that’ll have your girlfriend tellin you a lie
and i’m sorry, i don’t mean to do it
my prominent specialist says i’ve seen her do it
and i’m so on the scene and my steam is the newer
yeah i’m the sh*t and that attracts your b*tch
she can feel it – and i have the fire
i adjust the levels while equalizer
she know whatever she want we can go buy it
any experiments and we can go try it
horseback and the skydivin
menage-a-trois and jet-ski ridin
or just chillin while they at my old iceland
that’s my wife but i feel that


[too $hort]
shout out to all the real pimps
where you at mayne?
yeah, we still blowin
where the weed smokers at?
you in the mix b*tch
too $hort
gotta send a special shoutout to all the real hookers
get your money b*tch! [echoes]

/ too hort lyrics