i couldn’t afford to buy you a present lyrics – anal cunt

i couldn’t afford to buy you a present so i wrote you this song
i want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along
i’m only a simple man; i never made much money
but i’ve got a wealth of love to share with you honey

when i think of an angel i think of your face
i want to make sweet love to you by the fireplace
i want to be your architect of your castle of love
i’ll never take for granted my gift from above

we’ll take a ride through the foliage
watch the leaves turn orange and brown
woman, i never thought i’d say this
but i want to settle down

i wish we were on a deserted island
just me and you
i’d climb right up a tree
and get a coconut for you

/ anal cunt lyrics