chris is taking a dump, the dump gets stuck. doctor said “what happened?” chris said “my dump is stuck.” doctor dies from smell. chris charged with murder. in prison a n*gg*r holds chris down and another bigger n*gg*r pulls out his m*ssive erection and takes off chris ham’s pants. black man prepares to insert his colossal penile cannon into chris’ *n*l cavity, but he sees the feces and doesn’t want to get p**p on his wiener. chris’ dump saved him from getting raped by a n*gg*r, but then the n*gg*r killed him.