golf girl lyrics – caravan

standing on a golf course
dressed in p.v.c.
i chanced upon a golf girl
selling cups of tea
she asked me did i want one
asked me with a grin
for three pence you can buy one
full right to the brim

so of course i had to have one
in fact i ordered three
so i could watch the golf girl
could see she fancied me
and later on the golf course
after drinking tea
it started raining golf b*lls
and she protected me

her name was pat
and we sat under a tree
she kissed me
we go for walks
in fine weather
all together
on the golf course
we talk in morse

/ caravan lyrics