how’s it goin’?
what are you–what are you doin’?
oh, god, i was just, i was-
i love you.
…what’d you say?
i said i love you, man. i just wanted to say it.
dude, thanks… thank you… that’s awesome. f*ckin’ awesome. i mean, uh… that’s cool you can say that.
don’t you have something to say?
no. (pause) aw, i mean, i, uh, i like you… i like you too, dude.
whoa, whoa. like? ho ho ho, man! i’m glad i f*ckin’
did this test on you, the friendship test!
what are you talkin’ about?
that—what happened before when i said i love you, that was a test.
because, man, i could’ve made a total *ss of myself if i hadn’t done this test on you.
wait, you don’t—
you don’t really love me?
dude, listen. you f*ckin’ p*ssed the test, okay? but barely. you know what you got?
what’d i get?