friends of mine lyrics – buzzcocks

rita spits out her laurel leaf
and grabs a piece of my pie
she’s gonna lead me up the mountain path
as the crows fly

claudette’s pretty quick off the mark
like a polaris missile in heat
she smiles at a hundred miles an hour
and rushes you off your feet

there’s all these friends of mine
they’ve got me suffering
they don’t take a line
they keep me p*ssing adrenalin

ratty is nearly unique
looks like a pre-raphaelite barb freak
wears dangerous jewellery
got a cast iron personality

sandie wears an awful lot of silk
says she’s a friend of mr acker bilk
she’s going out of my mind
wants to live on milk

there’s all these friends of mine …

i was musing on the pool outdoors
about foreign matters and fancy affairs
betty trimmed my nails with pliers
while eating avocado pears

norman’s sobbing cos his make-up’s
running away with itself
he’s heading for an early grave
scared to death about the state of his health

there’s all these friends of mine …

/ buzzcocks lyrics