diet lyrics – intoxicated

so you’re ten pounds overweight,
and you can’t see your toes;
your b*tt’s as large as a beach ball,
a fact that everyone knows;
thighs as large as tree trunks,
big and juicy they say,
so your momma picks you up,
you’re gonna diet today!

what am i gonna do?
stuck in this trap!
loads of fat all over my body
– help!
i’m so tired
what a riot
cos i’m on diet

/ intoxicated lyrics