dick pleaser lyrics – lil’ wayne

(feat. jae millz)

i gotta b*tch named keisha she a real d*ck pleasa.
but shawty from cuba still workin on her visa.
her girlfriend lisa met her in porta rica.
how she dont suck d*ck but expect for me to eat her.?
that hoe crazy man and you dont wanna meet her.
but her home girl nita swallow c*m by the liter.
she look good in boyshorts and a beater.
but this other girl quita way s*xier den nita.
i aint lyin she da…
hottest b*tch heatah…
but ima f*kkin freezah…
yea ima f*kkin leave her…
yea ima f*kkin eagle…
flyya and deepa…
smoke like a coheba…
ya hoe gimme cerebral…
now get low and touch ya toes for my people.
an if you aint f*kkin them then you aint f*kkin me either.
ya think ya man hot well f*kk it me ether.
heard i got gwap wanna kick it like f.i.f.a.
everyday christmas cause im smokin that reefa.
keep alotta b*tches like queen latifah.
i am southern land not keifer.
y-m-e fa…
young money entertainment…
run dummy finna bang it.
you want beef then my money wil arrange it.
i am not f*kkin fina aim it.
but dat nina raw shout for me when im angry.
yeah hollygrove beeyaatch.
sloppy like joe ya bettah go get g.i.
all my guns knee high…
thats what i re-ly…on…im gone.
he high yup im 3high.
im jus schoolin these f*kks like de-vry.
college inst*tution…
violence and confusion…
stop with your excuses…
hip-hop i am seducin…
eat ya like prodcers.
eat ya like produce.
man i f*kk ya girl till her p*ssy got no juice.
now she cant produce.
so you wont be needin that baby.
cause all you really need is weezy f. baby.

[dj drama]
aiight lemme vent for a minute…see the problem i got with the game is…
theres no gate keepers in hiphop!…whose lettin these wack n*gg*s in?…
i mean can somebody please put a combination lock on the door?…
and stop givin out the code!…got d*mn!

…hey millz show em how its done!

[jae millz]
i know a chick named tanya from around the way.
she used to go to catholic school back in the day.
now she strippin in sue’s for a stack a day.
but she bring it all to daddy so thats okay.
i gotta b*tch name lola.
true d*ck smokah.
part-time broker.
late nite she work at strokers.
her cousin name mocha got an insane spine.
an its crazy cause i f*kked em both at the same time.
i even gotta b*tch in the bay named jessica.
i swear she might give the best mouth in america.
vanessa gotta att*tude but her *ss mean.
she remind me of this hoe i used to f*kk named sabrina.
ugly lil thang from the home of the ravens.
i only kept her round cause her *ss was amazin.
tiffany and emily my bonifed sl*ts.
when i c*m they touch tounges and share dat nut.
gotta white chick down in florida name sasha.
on my momma her head golden like an oscar.
and i met her thru tasha.
at the condo she let me f*kk her on the washa.
september n*gg* so you kno he nasty.
and if she nasty we do the nasty.
nah i tell a b*tch like this.
you gotta take like 10 d*cks.
before you meet the president.
young money.

(gangsta grillz you b*st*rd!)

i kno this one hunny.
i call her trackstar cause when we f*kk she run from me.
and im h*lla fly and her dude dum b*mmy.
and i dont get girls i make her get one for me.
my weed real clummy and real gummy.
and my flow is harder then an anvil hunny.
shoot these n*gg*s wit the hand held hunny.
i paper chase f*kk stand still money.
n*gg*s kill wit me and kill for me.
best believe we ridin if the fan belt runnin.
leave a m*th*f*kka jus layin there bl**dy.
im from the dirty and i make it rain d*mn thats muddy.
she just wanna be my cutty buddy.
and on these tracks i go nutty buddy.
what it dizzle.?
iz you or iz you aint…my…fate.?

/ lil wayne lyrics