detachable penis lyrics – king missile

i woke up this morning
with a bad hangover
and my p*n*s was missing again

this happens all the time
it’s detachable

this comes in handy a lot of the time
i can leave it home
when i think it’s going to get me in trouble
or i can rent it out
when i don’t need it

but now and then i go to a party
get drunk
and the next morning i can’t for the life of me
remember what i did with it.

first i looked around my apartment
and i couldn’t find it
so i called up the place where the party was
they hadn’t seen it either

i asked them to check the medicine cabinet
because for some reason i leave it there sometimes
but not this time
so i told them if it pops up to let me know

i called some other people from the party
but they were no help either

i was starting to get desperate
i really don’t like being without my p*n*s for too long
it makes me feel like less of a man
and i really hate having to sit down every time i take a leak

after a few hours of searching the house
and calling everyone i could think of
i was starting to get very depressed
so i went to the kiev and ate breakfast

then as i walked down second avenue
towards st. mark’s place
where all those people sell used books
and other junk on the street
i saw my p*n*s lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven
some guy was selling it

i had to buy it off him
he wanted 22 bucks
but i talked him down to 17

i took it home, washed it off
and put it back on
i was happy again

people sometimes tell me i should get it permanently attached
but, i don’t know
even though it’s sometimes a pain in the *ss
i like having a detachable p*n*s

/ king missile lyrics