christmas in la lyrics – bobs

santa’s helpers in the mall – new graffiti on the wall
we’re victimized by urban sprawl
it’s christmas in la
see the mansions of the stars – valet elves are parking cars
reindeer strippers in the bars
it’s christmas in la
i dream of trees and ornaments
and a crackling yule log
the lights are twinkling cause they’re shining through a killer smog
those who can have hit the slopes – after office party gropes
leaving us with only hopes
it’s christmas in la
padding out expense accounts – silicone with extra bounce
buy a pound and get an ounce
it’s christmas in la
when i fly down from san francisco
i hear music in the air
a million car alarms are _caroling_ – no one seems to care
take this with a grain of salt – they’ve un-frozen uncle walt
don’t know if it’s goofy’s fault
it’s christmas in la
snowb*lls made of styrofoam – plastic trees in every home
all the kids are home alone
it’s christmas in la

/ bobs lyrics