all comedians want to be rock stars because they are incredibly cool.
they always look like they’re about to vomit.
they have the rap before the song that makes no sense. “you know ladies and
gentleman a long time ago there were lots of people… but that was a long
then they start to sing these incredibly trite lyrics., don’t you feel like
a lot of balladeers it’s like they’re making them up as they go along. ok it’s
like anyone could make up these lyrics.
“she’s as cold as ice… paradise… and the feeling… was
there’s a lady i know
if i didn’t know her
she’d be the la-tay i didn’t know.
and my lady, she went downtown
she bought some ber-ra-ccoli
she brought it ho-ome…
she’s chop’in broccoli
she’s chop’in brocco-lay
chop’in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa–eeee
she’s chopin broccoli
she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin
ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i
she’s chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii
she’s chop she’s chop broccoli
she’s chopin beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee