channel 16 lyrics – less than jake

“channel 16”

they say a man should always dress
for the job he wants
so why am i dressed up like a pirate
in this restaurant?
it’s all because some hacker
stole my ident*ty
now i’m in here every evening
serving chowder and iced tea

should’ve gone to (yee haw)
i could’ve seen this comin at me like an atom bomb
they monitor your credit and send you email alerts
so you don’t end up sellin fish to tourists in t-shirts

/ less than jake lyrics