burger baby lyrics – gravy train

every time a hamburger looks into my eyes
i forget all of my sadness and the happy meal prize
cuz i’m a starving motherf*cker who wants much bigger thighs
get so h*rny when a onion ring gets f*cked by a fry

what can i do? i love you, i’d hump you, it’s cool
i just don’t care what they say (burger baby)
know what i’ll do, i love you, i’ll hump you, it’s cool
and we’ll be happy that way (burger baby)

i’m the kinda lady who will get down and spread
spray that sh*t all over me till carl junior is dead
uh, the ketchup that is-just paint my sp*ce t*tties red
and grab a condom so your condiments don’t spill on the bed

weepin’ like a b*tch one night i just couldn’t stand it
knocked up with a burger baby and i just hadn’t planned it
called up smokehouse for cash, they said, “we don’t understand it!”
i said “burger abortion i don’t ask it i demand it!”

what can i do? can’t kill you, i love you, i do
i’ll just raise you up as my son (burger baby)
know what i’ll do, won’t kill you, i love you, i do
and you’ll be my only one (burger baby)

/ gravy train lyrics