broken glass lyrics – victorious cast

(performed by robbie shapiro)

it’s fun to run, it’s fun to play,
it’s fun to make things out of clay,
it’s fun to fill your car with gas,
it’s fun to break…. things made of gl*ss!

it’s fun to spray yourself with mace
it’s fun to squeeze your mothers face
it’s fun to mow your daddies gr*ss
it’s fun to break…. things made of gl*ss

but broken gl*ss can cut your hand,
and then you’ll bleed across the land,
ask any woman, child or man,
about the dangers
of broken gl*ss…
broken gl*ss….

i like nice girls with gum disease
i like to tickle peoples knees
don’t tell me no just tell me yes
and then we’ll break…. things made of gl*ss

sometimes i put on special pants
and then i board a plane to france
when i arrive i start to dance
and then i break….things made of gl*ss

yeah i know that dance doesn’t rhyme with gl*ss
so what cha gonna about it huh

but broken gl*ss will tell you lies
bleed your soul and blind your eyes
like a demon with a side of fries
you better be aware…. of broken gl*ss
of broken gl*ss gl*ss

harmonica solo!

mmm, children that gl*ss sure does look delicious, doesn’t it?
but you can’t eat it.
’cause broken gl*ss is not a food,
so don’t you listen to some dude,
who says put cheese on broken gl*ss,
and make a sand-a-wich!
out of broken gl*ss…

let’s sing a song about broken gl*ss,
i’ll help you write it after cl*ss,
there is no song that can surp*ss
the song we sing,
[spoken:] about broken gl*ss…

/ victorious cast lyrics