bobby brown goes down lyrics – frank zappa

“bobby brown goes down”

hey there, people, i’m bobby brown
they say i’m the cutest boy in town
my car is fast, my teeth is shiney
i tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
here i am at a famous school
i’m dressin’sharp ‘n’ i’m
actin’ cool
i got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
let her do all the work ‘n’ maybe later i’ll rape her
oh god i am the american dream
i do not think i’m too extreme
an’ i’m a handsome sonofab*tch
i’m gonna get a good job ‘n’ be real rich

women’s liberation
came creepin’ across the nation
i tell you people, i was not ready
when i f*cked this dyk* by the name of freddie
she made a little speech then,
aw, she tried to make me say when
she had my b*lls in a vice, but she left the d*ck
i guess it’s still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
oh god i am the american dream
but now i smell like vaseline
an’ i’m a miserable sonofab*tch
am i a boy or a lady… i don’t know which

so i went out ‘n’ bought me a leisure suit
i jingle my change, but i’m still kinda cute
got a job doin’ radio promo
and none of the jocks can even tell i’m a h*m*
eventually me ‘nd a friend
sorta of drifted along into s&m
i can take about an hour on the tower of power
as long as i get a little golden shower
oh god i am the american dream
with a spindle up my b*tt till it makes me scream
an’ i’ll do anything to get ahead
i lay awake nights sayin,’ “thank you, fred!”
oh god, oh god, i’m so fantastic!
thanks to freddie, i’m a s*xual spastic
and my name is bobby brown
watch me now; i’m goin’ down,
and my name is bobby brown
watch me now; i’m goin’ down, [etc.]

/ frank zappa lyrics