barbershop lyrics – ghostface killah

{*bell rings as the door opens*}

[friend talking to ghostface]
hey yo man, what’s the deal fam (yo yo)
yo stay on top of that n*gg* when you gettin your cut g
that n*gg* just f*ckin zeked me (d*mn son)
look what he did to my motherf*ckin sh*t (check this sh*t out)
got me lookin all out of order (d*mn!)
(yo cut my sh*t right n*gg*)

[another friend]
aiyyo son whattup man what’s good what’s good
what’s poppin with y’all n*gg*z though and sh*t
how the f*ck this n*gg* skimp me and sh*t like
the f*ck like i don’t spend no bread in here and sh*t
(got that money, i got that money n*gg*)
i give that n*gg* f*ckin swiss rolls, jags, minks
i give that n*gg* sh*t for his f*ckin grill man (true, true indeed)
the f*ck man? like i don’t f*ckin spend money in this b*tch
n*gg* what the f*ck man? (ha ha ha) (f’real f’real)

[barber to ghostface] + {random fan}
yo whattup man, how you want it cut? {sh*t whattup starks?}
(just give it to me how you been doin it) {yeah yeah yo}
{yo i just got that brand new 40 cal son}
(knahmean? do no bullsh*t, and don’t f*ck me up this time neither)
{i gotta open it right now son}

[music starts]
(aiyyo fam keep it cool, you know we got them thang thangs up in here man)
yeah my n*gg*, buy you a foreman grill
straght up, you like to eat right?
f*ckin with n*gg*z heads and all that sh*t
y’knahmean you got n*gg*z goin to different barbers ‘n sh*t
n*gg* be throwin you forty beans, fifty beans and
and then can’t get not one free cut out your lil’ monkey *ss right?

ahh! didn’t i tell you don’t touch the sides? i’m goin bald on top!
you lucky you cool, i’ma let it ride
slide, you played me so you can’t get paid
how you gon’ f*ck up a don and cold dog his fade?
i look like utfo one of them dudes from back in the days
the educator clapper is housin your c*ke and the spray
barbershop n*gg*z, always wind up f*ckin around
one minute you hot, next minute you not
remind me of the new york knicks with they jumpshots
ox, whack as h*ll, my ratchet spell
f*ck up again you’ll have a funny smell
all reneece is doin straight nails
puttin in bangs for b*tches
hundred dollar weaves, some different strains of horsehair

yo tone put the gun away, the cops is here
(i want everybody down! i wanna see id, and i don’t wanna n*body sayin nothin)
(i put one of you moolies back, i’m telling you right now)
(i will shoot any one of you guys, i’m telling you)
(don’t hit the exit) {*man running and breathing hard*}

/ ghostface killah lyrics