assistant principal’s big day lyrics – adam sandler

[speaking through a microphone]
“good morning students and faculty, if i could have your attention
please. as you may, or may not know, princ*p*l cambell will not be here
for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. leaving me,
*ssistant princ*p*l dunbar, as the school’s lone administrator for the
next few days.”

“though the policies set forth by princ*p*l cambell will remain the
same, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow.”

“number one – smoking outside the administration building will only be
allowed during lunch periods.”

“number two – the girls’ showering facilities will be moved from the
locker room into my inner office where i can watch the girls wash their
br**sts and b*ttocks while i play with myself.”

“number three – while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to
snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. eye contact with me is
also prohibited.”

“number four – girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as i build
towards *rg*sm.”

“number five – while i am *j*c*l*ting, the boys gymnastic team must
undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify each other
orally until i have completed *j*c*l*ting.”

“finally, rule number six – any student caught writing grafitti or
defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless they
are masturbating.”

“if you have any questions about these new regulations, i will be in my
office spanking it with a thumb up my *ss.”

“good day”

/ adam sandler lyrics