assistant principal’s big day lyrics – adam sandler

*ssistant princ*p*l’s big day

[speaking through a microphone]
“good morning students and faculty,
if i could have your attention please.
as you may, or may not know,
princ*p*l cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.
leaving me, *ssistant princ*p*l dunbar,
as the school’s lone administrator for the next few days.”

“though the policies set forth by princ*p*l cambell will remain the same,
there will be some additional regulations you must also follow.”

“number one –
smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods.”

“number two –
the girls’ showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where i can watch the girls wash their br**sts and b*ttocks while i play with myself.”

“number three –
while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia.
eye contact with me is also prohibited.”

“number four –
girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as i build towards *rg*sm.”

“number five –
while i am *j*c*l*ting, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other
spread eagle in front of me and satify each other orally until i have completed *j*c*l*ting.”

“finally, rule number six –
any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended,
unless they are masturbating.”

“if you have any questions about these new regulations,
i will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my *ss.”

“good day”

/ adam sandler lyrics