albi the racist dragon lyrics – flight of the conchords

in the marmalade forest [forest]
between the make believe trees
in a cottage cheese cottage
lives albi [albi] albi [albi]
albi the racist dragon

part 6

and so all the people of the village
chased albi the racist dragon into
a very cold very scary cave and it
was so cold and scary in there that
albi began to cry dragon tears,
which as we all know turn into jellybeans!

anyway just at that moment he felt a
tiny little hand upon his tail he
turned around and who should that
hand belong to but the badly burnt
albanian boy.

‘what are you doing here i thought i killed you’
growled albi quite racistly
‘noo, you didn’t kill me albi, i was just very
badly burnt, i crawled to safety and i am still
alive although i’m very badly disfigured, ‘
laughed the boy.

‘why are you crying?’
i’m crying because all of the
villagers chased me here, i
think it’s because i’m so racist.’
‘no albi they chased me here too,
it’s just because you and i,
we’re different’ and suddenly
albi wasn’t racist anymore.

so they sat in the cave [the cave]
and ate bubble gum pie [yum! ]
albi the racist – well not anymore – dragon… !

/ flight of the conchords lyrics